“I've been making a list of the things they don't teach you at school. They don't teach you how to love somebody. They don't teach you how to be famous. They don't teach you how to be rich or how to be poor. They don't teach you how to walk away from someone you don't love anymore. They don't teach you how to know what's happening in someone else's mind. They don't teach you what to say to someone who's dying. They don't teach you anything worth knowing.” — Neil Gaiman · The Sandman, 1989
“Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.” — Douglas Adams · The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 1979
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.” — Franklin P. Jones · widely attributed
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” — Fred Allen · widely attributed
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?” — Ernest Hemingway · widely attributed
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin · widely attributed