“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones · widely attributed
The line works on two levels at once. On the surface it is a playful philosophical claim, borrowed loosely from ideas about the nature of time, that time itself is not the solid, reliable thing we treat it as. Then it immediately undercuts any sense of cosmic profundity by singling out lunchtime as especially illusory, which is funny precisely because lunchtime is one of the most eagerly anticipated and concretely real moments in an ordinary person's day. The joke is the collision between grand metaphysics and the very human desire for a sandwich.
This line appears in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Douglas Adams's comic science fiction novel first published in 1979, which began as a BBC radio series before becoming a book. The story follows an ordinary Englishman swept into an absurd universe, and the narrative voice frequently pauses to deliver deadpan observations on existence, physics, bureaucracy, and other large topics. The remark about time is delivered in that characteristic mode: starting with a concept that sounds almost serious and ending somewhere unexpectedly mundane.
Douglas Adams was a British author and humorist best known for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, which expanded from radio to novels, television, a stage production, and eventually a film. His writing blended science fiction with sharp satirical comedy, and his observations on technology, philosophy, and human nature found a devoted global audience. He was also a passionate advocate for conservation and technology. Adams was born in 1952 and died in 2001, leaving behind a body of work that continues to be read and quoted with enormous affection.
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.”
Franklin P. Jones · widely attributed
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
Fred Allen · widely attributed
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?”
Ernest Hemingway · widely attributed
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.”
Benjamin Franklin · widely attributed
“Get up, stand up, stand up for your rights.”
Bob Marley · Get Up, Stand Up, 1973
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.”
Mark Twain · widely attributed to Twain
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Oscar Wilde · The Happy Prince and Other Tales, 1888
“I'm always late on principle, my principle being that punctuality is the thief of time.”
Oscar Wilde · The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1890
“The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.”
Jean Kerr · Please Don't Eat the Daisies, 1957
“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”
Robert Benchley · Chips off the Old Benchley, 1949
“I am not a morning person. Then again, I'm not really an afternoon or evening person either.”
Garfield · Jim Davis, Garfield comic strip
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”
Robert Orben · widely attributed