“I am not a morning person. Then again, I'm not really an afternoon or evening person either.”
Garfield · Jim Davis, Garfield comic strip
Benchley is describing a very specific and widely shared form of procrastination: the way a person can become remarkably productive at almost any task as long as it is not the one they are actually supposed to be doing. The observation captures the psychology of avoidance with comic precision. Facing a deadline or an obligation, the mind suddenly finds energy for every surrounding task, turning procrastination itself into a kind of perverse industriousness.
The line appeared in one of Benchley's essay collections and is characteristic of his humor, which found its material in the small absurdities of modern professional and domestic life. His essays often took a single comic observation about human behavior and extended it with a straight face, as though offering genuine advice or analysis. This particular insight has proven remarkably durable because it describes a pattern of behavior that has become even more recognizable in the age of email, social media, and open-plan offices.
Robert Benchley was an American humorist, critic, and actor who was prominent in the early twentieth century. He was associated with the Algonquin Round Table, the famous informal gathering of New York writers and wits. He wrote regularly for magazines and was known for a self-deprecating, bemused style that made ordinary frustration feel universally funny. He also appeared in short comic films and was widely admired by contemporaries and later writers as one of the defining voices of American humor in his era.
“I am not a morning person. Then again, I'm not really an afternoon or evening person either.”
Garfield · Jim Davis, Garfield comic strip
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.”
Robert Orben · widely attributed
“I have always been a quarter of an hour before my time, and it has made a man of me.”
Horatio Nelson · attributed
“It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.”
John Steinbeck · On Writing, attributed
“I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.”
Blaise Pascal · Lettres provinciales, 1657
“The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.”
Charles Caleb Colton · Lacon, 1820
“I don't like mornings. They start too early.”
Groucho Marx · widely attributed
“I have a dream that one day I will wake up and feel rested.”
Groucho Marx · widely attributed
“Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.”
Benjamin Franklin · Poor Richard's Almanack, 1735
“I never knew a man who was good at making excuses who was good at anything else.”
Benjamin Franklin · Poor Richard's Almanack, attributed
“Sleep is good, he said, and books are better.”
George R.R. Martin · A Clash of Kings, 1998
“Think before you speak. Read before you think.”
Fran Lebowitz · The Fran Lebowitz Reader, 1994