“A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.”
Yogi Berra
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Humor Quotes
101 quotes on humor and wit — from the classics to the everyday.
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“Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.”
Yogi Berra
“If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.”
Yogi Berra
“Baseball is ninety percent mental. The other half is physical.”
Yogi Berra
“We made too many wrong mistakes.”
Yogi Berra · on why the Yankees lost
“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
Yogi Berra · on a popular restaurant
“It's like deja vu all over again.”
Yogi Berra
“Fish and guests stink after three days.”
Original
“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
Mark Twain
“Funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you?”
Tommy DeVito · Goodfellas, 1990
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
Clemenza · The Godfather, 1972
“I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.”
Jimi Hendrix
“Complaining about a problem without proposing a solution is called whining.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“Luk at tu!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Tank yu!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Bee do bee do bee do!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
