“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it.”
Mark Twain
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Humor Quotes
93 quotes on humor and wit — from the classics to the everyday.
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“Funny how? Like I'm a clown? I amuse you?”
Tommy DeVito · Goodfellas, 1990
“Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.”
Clemenza · The Godfather, 1972
“I've been imitated so well I've heard people copy my mistakes.”
Jimi Hendrix
“Complaining about a problem without proposing a solution is called whining.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“Luk at tu!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Tank yu!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Bee do bee do bee do!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Hana, dul, sae!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Muak muak muak!”
Minions · Despicable Me franchise
“Para tu!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Kanpai!”
Minions · Minions franchise
“Underwear!”
Minion · Minions, 2015
“Gelato!”
Minions · Minions, 2015
“Papoy!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Me want banana!”
Minion · Minions franchise
