“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” — Thomas Edison · widely attributed
“Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.” — Winston Churchill · widely attributed
“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.” — Franklin P. Jones · widely attributed
“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.” — Fred Allen · widely attributed
“I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know?” — Ernest Hemingway · widely attributed
“I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.” — Benjamin Franklin · widely attributed
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.” — Robert Orben · widely attributed