“Underwear!”
Minion · Minions, 2015
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Humor Quotes
114 quotes on humor and wit — from the classics to the everyday.
“Gelato!”
Minions · Minions, 2015
“Papoy!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Me want banana!”
Minion · Minions franchise
“Bello!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Tulaliloo ti amo!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Poopaye!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Banana!”
Minions · Despicable Me, 2010
“Nature heals, the doctor's job is to entertain the patient.”
Galen · attributed
“A physician who treats himself has a fool for a patient.”
William Osler · attributed
“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.”
Voltaire · attributed
“The best doctor gives the least medicines.”
Benjamin Franklin · Poor Richard's Almanack
“Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability.”
Sam Keen
“Spring being a tough act to follow, God created June.”
Al Bernstein
“Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.”
Bill Cosby · Fatherhood, 1986
“By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.”
Charles Wadsworth
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain
