“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
“When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.” — Mark Twain
“If it's your job to eat a frog, it's best to do it first thing in the morning. And if it's your job to eat two frogs, it's best to eat the biggest one first.” — Mark Twain · widely attributed to Twain
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” — Mark Twain · Notebook, 1904
“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” — Mark Twain