“I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I don't do auditions.” — Zlatan Ibrahimovic · Attributed to trial request, widely reported
“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari, you put premium fuel in it. You don't put in the wrong fuel.” — Zlatan Ibrahimovic · I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 2011
“You bought me to score goals, not to play football.” — Zlatan Ibrahimovic · To a manager during his career, widely reported