“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
Yogi Berra · on a popular restaurant
This remark captures the special comic genius of Yogi Berra in a single sentence. On the surface it sounds redundant, since all mistakes are by definition wrong. Yet the phrase carries a real point underneath the laughter: not every error costs you equally, and the ones that truly hurt are the ones that compound each other or happen at the worst possible moments. The humor comes from the accidental profundity hiding inside what seems like pure nonsense.
Berra made this comment as a way of explaining a losing stretch for the New York Yankees, a team he was deeply associated with for most of his career as a player, coach, and manager. Rather than offering a detailed tactical breakdown, he reached for plain language and ended up producing something that reporters and fans quoted for decades. It became one of his most beloved "Yogi-isms," the term fans affectionately gave to his knack for saying something that sounded absurd but landed with surprising truth.
Yogi Berra spent the better part of the twentieth century as one of baseball's most beloved figures. He was a highly decorated catcher who won multiple World Series titles and was later inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame. Beyond his achievements on the field, he became almost equally famous for his wit and his unintentionally philosophical one-liners, which gave him a cultural presence that long outlasted his playing days.
“Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.”
Yogi Berra · on a popular restaurant
“The future ain't what it used to be.”
Yogi Berra
“It's like deja vu all over again.”
Yogi Berra
“You can observe a lot by watching.”
Yogi Berra
“When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
Yogi Berra
“It ain't over till it's over.”
Yogi Berra · 1973, on the Mets' pennant chase
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Anais Nin
“We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.”
Joseph Campbell
“When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.”
Franklin D. Roosevelt
“It is never too late to be what you might have been.”
George Eliot
“Wherever you go, go with all your heart.”
Confucius
“The only way to do great work is to love what you do.”
Steve Jobs · Stanford commencement address, 2005