“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright
This line turns a familiar compliment on its head. The common phrase "beauty is only skin deep" is usually meant to downplay physical attractiveness in favor of inner qualities. Parker accepts that idea but sharpens it with a darker observation: while good looks may be superficial, genuine ugliness, whether of character or spirit, runs all the way through a person. It is a wry reminder that the opposite of shallow virtue is not shallow vice.
The line fits perfectly within Dorothy Parker's style, which was known for its dry wit, precise phrasing, and willingness to say the uncomfortable thing with a smile. Parker wrote in the early to mid twentieth century and was a celebrated member of the Algonquin Round Table, a group of New York writers and critics known for their sharp conversation. Her humor frequently took familiar moral sayings and gave them an unexpected, slightly cynical twist, leaving readers laughing and then thinking.
Dorothy Parker was an American writer, poet, and critic who worked primarily in the first half of the twentieth century. She was known for her contributions to The New Yorker and for her biting, economical style. Her poems, short stories, and reviews combined genuine emotional intelligence with a surface of irony and wit. She remains one of the most quoted American writers, celebrated for her ability to land a serious point with apparent effortlessness.
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.”
Steven Wright
“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.”
Thomas Edison
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
Albert Einstein
“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.”
Oscar Wilde
“The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces.”
Will Rogers
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
Mark Twain
“I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.”
Woody Allen
“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.”
Bertrand Russell
“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
Groucho Marx
“I can resist everything except temptation.”
Oscar Wilde · Lady Windermere's Fan, 1892
“The report of my death was an exaggeration.”
Mark Twain · 1897, to a journalist
“Waste no more time arguing about what a good man should be. Be one.”
Marcus Aurelius · Meditations