“I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.”
Audrey Hepburn
Often credited to John Shirley, but the attribution is doubtful. Circulates online under John Shirley's name, but no evidence he wrote it has been found.
A wry observation on how Saturday morning feels endless and Saturday night feels like it arrived in minutes. Shirley names the trick time plays on us when we most want it to slow down.
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From the collection: 9 Saturday Quotes That Make the Weekend Feel Like a Gift
This quote says that weekends can seem appealing from afar but often feel less satisfying when they arrive and are filled with errands and obligations. It suggests that expectations about rest can be stronger than the reality. The comparison to a rainbow captures that sense of something beautiful that slips away when approached.
The quote circulates online under the name John Shirley, but no evidence has been found that he wrote it. It is not documented in his published work or in any verified source, so the attribution is unconfirmed. The rainbow comparison is a familiar image used in many casual sayings about hopes and expectations. Its wording and popularity appear to come from repeated sharing rather than a traceable original publication.
Many people plan a weekend around rest and then find it crowded with chores, social plans, or lingering work stress. The quote names that disappointment in a gentle, poetic way. It also invites reflection on whether the weekend is being used well, and whether rest needs to be planned rather than hoped for. Readers often find it a useful reminder to protect unstructured time so the break can feel as restorative as they imagined.
“I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment. That's how I refuel.”
Audrey Hepburn
“On a lazy Saturday morning when you're lying in bed, drifting in and out of sleep, there is a space where fantasy and reality become one.”
Lynn Johnston
“Saturday is a day for the spa. Relax, indulge, enjoy, and love yourself, too.”
Ana Monnar
“Give a man a fish and he has food for a day. Teach him how to fish and you can get rid of him for the entire weekend.”
Zenna Schaffer
“There is little chance that meteorologists can solve the mysteries of weather until they gain an understanding of the mutual attraction of rain and weekends.”
Arnot Sheppard
“I don't fear any opponent. Every opponent fears me.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · Widely cited interview
“I was born to play football, just as Beethoven was born to write music.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 2011
“I have played for the biggest clubs in the world, I want to play for the biggest club in America.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · On joining LA Galaxy, March 2018
“I am Zlatan Ibrahimovic. I don't do auditions.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · Attributed to trial request, widely reported
“When you buy me, you are buying a Ferrari. If you drive a Ferrari, you put premium fuel in it. You don't put in the wrong fuel.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · I Am Zlatan Ibrahimovic, 2011
“There is only one Zlatan.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · Widely cited, multiple interviews
“I'm not a normal person, I'm a special person.”
Zlatan Ibrahimovic · Interview, widely cited